I could have chosen to write this article on "What it takes to be a sexy guy..." and have my readers interested, right from the title itself. Its startling how the word "sex" can so amazingly implore all our "attention" glands. Some might argue, i wouldn't probably know much about the sexy guy. May be that. But more importantly, the nice guy has what it takes to make a healthy, enlightening piece of prose.
Dudes. Geeks. Nerds. Perverts. Zombies. Scoundrels. Sexists. Not-so-sexists. Anti-sexists. Guyz exist in d weirdest of manifestations. (The perfect guy is a hateful and one of the most ridiculed of concepts amongst guyz. No such mythical categories in my piece.) "Nice Guyz" is an endangered species in this planetful of variety. I have often tried to categorise myself into one of these. All of us have our own definitions for ourselves. By the end of this piece, i expect you would probably find out if you and I actually belong to the class of "Nice Guyz". For all my readers from the other sexes, you can map your own references!![;)]
Wikkipedia defines a nice guy as "An adult male who seeks sexual attraction and romantic intimacy, but only finds cordial friendship and platonic love". I can sense that definition getting an instant, "i-knew-it" smile on some of my specific readers[:)]. Hang On!!. There is more to it than that meets the eye. Perception is a delusional activity esp for a prejudiced mind. All those to whom my last statement made no sense except for a nice feeling about things to come, welcome to the world of how a nice guy makes his artful speeches.
Of course, i ll give you my own definition of a nice guy, so that you have something substantial to argue with me about. A nice guy is basically an emotionally well-controlled brain-handling heart. On a more descriptive note, if u can laugh just enough in a crowd to finish laughing before the last one does, if u can flirt just enough to get a girl thinking for a second thought and no way letting her pursue the thought of it later, if you can be just upset that your friends neva give up on convincing you, if you can kid your way through an embarrassing situation, if you can wink with a smile to an acquaintance, shake hands with a friend, and come up with an innovative swear with your best friends everytime you come across them, you are doing well so far.
A nice guy is nice irrespective of the referential environment. Be it in a partying mob of handsome guyz and girls, a hostile crowd of competitors, an aroused group discussing a strangely erotic subject or in the solitude of 3am in the late midnight, a nice guy sticks to his protocol of participation and adaptability. Adaptability is the key word dear mates. If you can make routine fun of a goon with your friends when you are hanging out, shake hands with a smile with people you couldn't hate more and slip in with a funny one-liner followed by a m*****f***** in the midst of a gang of dirty late-night discussion in the boys hostel setting everyone into laughter, then you are up for the stakes of the rare species. Wits is to a nice guy just as something sounding similar is to a pretty girl!![;)]
There is a whole parental dimension to a nice guy too. But since my mom n dad are neva going to go through my blog, I would rather save you all, a few inspiring lines. Either way, I don't think they would think pretty nice of me after reading that last para.(lol)
A nice guy listens. Understands. Most of the time, speaks what you want to hear(strictly, not insincerely). Tricky, cheesy and true. He is often the easiest to get along with. The one you can truly be yourself with. With all of this, there is probably a few things wrong with a nice guy.
(i) A nice guy ain't hot.
(ii) A nice guy still ain't hot.
(iii) Oh, yeah. That's strictly recursive.
I wouldn't take pains to justify that. Wikkipedia is a tough opponent to beat. A nice guy probably doesn't end up with the girl he falls for. There is a good chance of that happening the other way round. Disputatious!!
Nope, the climax ain't tragic, if that's what you were beginning to believe. I am an optimist. A nice guy is an optimist. By now, you must be all calibrated. Itz not as easy as it sounds to adhere strictly to this set of umpteen values. Well, having gone through the premises, you all fall into this cool category, if you say so[;)]. Cause a nice guy never denies someone the right to be glad about anything.
